Literature
Sparkly Ass Kicking
Edward: Hi, Im Edward Cullen, I am beautiful, I have a great crooked smile, I can read minds, Bella is my girlfriend, I sparkle in the sunlight, and I have a lot of fan girls chasing after me. ^_^;
Bella: Hi, Im Isabella Swan, but everyone calls me Bella, I am madly in love with a vampire but he wont turn me in to one of his kind, I punched a werewolf, I love Edwards crooked smile and beautiful sparkly abs! =D
Emily: Im Emily, my boyfriends a vampire, my best friends a werewolf, my best friends boyfriend is a werewolf, his friends are werewolves, his friends girlfriends are vampires